Fen Boates Bishop

Used to describe someone or something that simply cannot complete any task or follow through with its predictable outcome. -

FBB for short

Man: I was driving my car to the grocery store and my car just fucking fen boates bishoped. Wtf!?

George F.; I was banging this chick last night and all of a sudden she just got up and fuckin’ fen boastes bishop and I never saw her again!

by boatedRus November 28, 2024

Butter Boating

The act of motor boating ones buttocks.

She had small boobs so I ended up butter boating her instead.

by Muddypelican May 11, 2016

ally boat owner

A person that owns or pretends to own a boat constructed of aluminium. They are usually gay or gayangsters.

"dude - did you see that red aluminium boat down at the ramp on Friday??"

"yeah I saw two guys bumming on it while they were motoring away - one of them must have been the ally boat owner."

by GRP owner September 16, 2012

Mexican Boat Launch

When a nasty bastard takes a dump in the pool.

Hey man, did you hear about Steve? He did a Mexican Boat Launch at the community centre last night!

by RichterScl July 2, 2016

boat-skiis

anything that is outrageously awesome or otherwise cool

dude that was so boat-skiis

by turp June 28, 2010

Golden Boat

When you stand over a lady with her legs over her head and urinate directly into her Vagingo

Last night was crazy, was with this freaky girl from Boldmere and she asked me to give her a Golden Boat. Next thing you know shes legs akimbo and im sinking the vessel.

by ShizzleKizzle March 23, 2022

Boat boy

Term given to a person you are madly in love with

Man I love that boat boy, so dreamy;)

by Zylophobia December 7, 2023