Pie theory

If a woman knows how to make pie (pita), she knows how to cook.

Oh, she knows how to make a pie? I’ve also heard that she makes other food really well. That means the pie theory stands.

by Boz1998 September 30, 2023

Informational Universe Theory

This video is only a year old... Did I not say something about that!? Is somebody doing something with that? Is that a thing now?

Hym "Informational Universe Theory! Best theory of humanity! My BRAINS... It's to POWERFUL! Omega Brain-Mind! Better than everyone!!!"

by Hym Iam December 3, 2023

The Barbie Theory

When a show or movie has the animated main character be an actor that plays the main role in every film in order to give the viewers a sense of false reality while creating the most legendary franchise (and fandom) ever.

e.g

person1 : "this new animated movie came out where the main character turns out to be an actor and has bloopers at the end"
person2 : Oh yeah that movie uses the barbie theory to engage the viewers more.

by pole101 August 23, 2023

Noose Theory

The Theoretical idea that a noose, being a loop at the end of a rope that tightens when a load is applied, cannot and will not kill thyself, if chosen to have the inability to.

Let’s test the noose theory, if you really think you’d die from it.

by 24moorej January 2, 2025

George W. Bush Egg Theory

The George W. Bush Egg Theory, initially coined by David Andrew Gosnell, attempts to give insight into the purpose of human life. Based on David Andrew Gosnell’s version of the George W. Bush Egg Theory, every human to ever exist is simply a reincarnation of George W. Bush. This world, as we know it, is made for George W. Bush and only George W. Bush.

George W. Bush Egg Theory is the truth

by George W. Bush’s Reincarnation March 19, 2024

The Desi connection theory

The theory that every Desi within an state will somehow be connected through one person or another

“Bro, how do you know every Desi kid from my first grade class, I lived 3 cities over”

“It’s the Desi connection theory”

by YumiYumiNoMi January 10, 2023

Theory

Nonononononono... Not talk bitch. And even if it is, we all watched my words bend reality across the globe.

Hym "99% theory. 1% potential for practical application. And as far as needing to talk to people who have done things is concerned, no. I don't. If what I'm saying it is concordant with objective reality then I am CORRECT. Yours if literally an apeal to anecdote. 'You have to accept the anecdotal experience of people regardless of whether or not it's consistent with what generally happens in reality.' Wrong! No I don't. The inverse is actually true. If what generally happens is inconsistent with your anecdotal experience, you need to cede your anecdotal experience as evidence."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023