ur mum

a comeback to use to get people away from you

"what are you eating"
"Ur Mum

by pseudonym of ur mum May 10, 2022

ya mum

a really bad comeback; what you say when you have nothing else to say

person 1: what are yu doin ?
person 2: ya mum

by anonymous4353785 March 6, 2009

jons mum

a beach whale flat on its back with a cunt the size of Buckingham palace

Jons mum is waiting for you

by Jonsmum February 11, 2014

ur mum

when someone has nothing to say to a sentence, they say the phrase "ur mum" or a "ur mum" joke since they cant think of anything else with their nincompoop brain.

"Ugh i wish you would listen to me, even my mom listens better" "probably because ur mums so fat and her ears are so big even when shes tired of your bullshit she still has to"

by the real fish comfirmed May 28, 2023

Jordans Mum

A nice lady with a fat assssssssssssssss, but dont be fooled when she damands family games!

Boy#1: Yo dude, did you see that chick with the fat ass?
Boy#2: Yeah dude, shes such a Jordans Mum!

by George Longfield November 19, 2020

ur mum

the mysterious figur who will come and beat you up if you shit in the sink at exactly 4:20am when you shout among us at the top of your lungs 69 times- she will also end up skimming your family.

What are you doing later?
Ur Mum.

by asdfghjkjifhbdkjnmgdlfjbhikwne July 2, 2023

YER MUM

Your response to any problem

Isla: what’s long, brown and sticky?
Ruya: YER MUM

by Cos(Hamilton) November 14, 2022