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blue ridge

blue ridge is a camp that lets you be who you are with you bffs for seven weeks. u sleep in bunks with ur life long sisters and gossip about ur next social and who is gonna make a move on who. you gossip about who is gonna be chief and chief of tribes. you dread waking up in the morning but u can never fall asleep at night. u live for spirit and jumping into the lake with you bffs. the counselors that have gone to camp share stories on their bed at night and are so relatable. the international counselors sit on their beds and try to relate but they can’t because you only know what blue ridge is like when you live ten months for two all year and you live the dreams of the legendary past campers.
can’t wait to go to blue ridge.

omg me too blue ridge is the best camp ever!!!
by i ain’t telling u my name November 23, 2018
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Viagra Blues

The anxiety caused from having stealthily taken too much viagra immediately before sex and being scared of your partner noticing your bloodshot eyes, your unnaturally large penis and especially your stress level for being found out.
Joe calls Rick on the phone. "Help me Rick! What do I do man? I'm at the hotel and I've just had two viagra before meeting with Jane but she's going to notice for sure once she gets here. I need to get it down fast before she arrives!"
Rick replies... "Hey Joe, It's okay, you have Viagra Blues. Just sit there and relax for a moment with your eyes closed while thinking about having sex with your dad and it'll be gone within five minutes!"
by rick_melb_au March 17, 2012
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blue jowls

1. Possibly uncomfortable moments of ravenous anticipation immediately preceding occassions of intense potable bliss.

2. Prognosis for condition arising from long periods of time without consumption.
"Man, this is gonna taste so good, I got the blue jowls sooo bad!"
by Pheon1xBorn January 29, 2005
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Beautiful Blues

Aisha- "LaTisha, theres Bert! go talk to him!"

LaTisha- "I don't think he would want to! I'm so fugly"

Aisha- " Just go over to him, gaze into his eyes with your beautiful blues and he will be hypnotized"

LaTisha- "Alright, but let me finish my double cheeseburger first."
by The_Buddy January 12, 2010
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blue razz

a blowjob given by Sonic the Hedgehog wherein he periodically blows a raspberry on the tip
A: B, why do you look so tired?
B: I was up pretty late last night. I just couldn't get off...until I saw a video of Knuckles getting a blue razz. He came four times, dude!
by _hexx23 November 12, 2019
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varsity blues

Varsity Blues is a timeless movie in which a second string quarterback Jonathan Moxon (James Van Der Beek) suddenly must take the spotlight after starting QB Lance Harbor (Paul Walker) suffers a career-ending knee injury. Along with his rowdy bunch of teammates, “Mox” must live up to the fierce expectations of antagonistic head coach Bud Kilmer (Jon Voight) and secure a Texas division title
Guy1: “Aye what we watching tonight?”
Guy 2: “What the fuck do you think? An American Classic, Varsity Blues!”
Guy 1: “Damn fucking straight!”
by makeouthill420 December 30, 2019
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blue anus

The condition in which ones anus freezes over due to cold shits.
My mom went to the doctor the other day, she came back and said she had a nasty case of blue anus.
by UndulatingTerror March 2, 2018
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