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your life

person 1: want to hear a joke

person 2: what

perosn 1 : Your life

by hi im gay 3 June 27, 2018

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joke smoke

A "joke smoke" is that of a cigarette which is prepared for someone whom is a known bum. Loaded with horse hair/ match heads/ gun powder... it is prepared to teach a valuable lesson to the receiver.
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Example;
I gave that bludger a "joke smoke" now he is missing half his face. HAHA

by Banjo84 June 3, 2016

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joked

when you jerk off and the skin comes off your penis

my girlfriend joked me so hard my skin fell of my penis and now i’m in the hospital

by joked123 January 25, 2025

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Joking ( joking joking )

Said unnecessarily at the end of a sentence as a filler word. Sometimes said twice. Ie. Joking joking.

This does not mean you are actually joking- although sometimes it does.

On this particular Occassion, joking ( joking joking )

by Jeff Jefferson. October 13, 2016

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Father Jokes

They're basically Dad Jokes but WAYYYYY darker, and funnier (depends on your humor).

Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."

by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022

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Joke-Sale

A Joke-Sale is when they want you to think you're getting a good deal, but upon closer inspection it's really not. On the Internet, the original price is inflated and slashed out then the new price is very close to the actual price.

I tried to buy a new set of headphones on Black Friday but it was a Joke-Sale!

by GRINGOJS November 25, 2023

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