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Trout Buffer

A term used to refer to a person's mouth. Typically used in circumstances such as "shut your whore mouth" or "shut your pudding hole" whilst evoking confusion but also intrigue in the recipient. Derived from the pseudonym for a penis (popularized by the phrase 'drop trout') combined with the polishing ability of saliva and motion of the tongue and lips in a manner similar to buffing whilst performing oral sex.
Kelly: Why won't you come to my parents for dinner with me?
Tim: I think that is moving a little fast for where we are in our relationship....
Kelly: Come Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ... Timmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (whining)
Tim: Dammit Kelly! Shut your trout buffer!
by Art Vandelay [import/export] August 21, 2013
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The Truth Factor

When a guy tell a girl something about another girl and says dont tell her, and if the girl is friends with her, she immediatly goes and tells her what he said.
Jack wouldn't have known I was going to ask him out, but I told Jannet and she used The Truth Factor.
by Miss Alabama Alaska June 30, 2005
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drought trout

the act of turning off the water to a toliet, flushing out what's in the bowl, and leaving a big steamy dump for your roommate to find. practical joke, a.k.a. dry bowl.
"i wanted payback on pete for owning me last saturday so i gave him a drought trout"
by vinny the fireman May 23, 2007
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Speckled trout

Dude, she messed with that guy. He has a bad speckled trout!
by IrishTexan January 5, 2009
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Lenny's Truth

1. slang for fingering a girl.

2. euphemism for digitally stimulating a woman's genitalia.

Possibly inspired by Lenny Kravitz's skillful fingering of his guitar.
...so, I asked her, 'do you know Lenny's Truth?', and she was all, like, 'no,' and that's when I slipped my hand down the front of her g-string.
by scriptease fan April 29, 2011
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Trout slap

A trout slap can also mean a gentle tap, as if you just caught a bigger trout than your friend and you wanted to tease them with a little slap. Or maybe you're just wasted and cant stop hitting your friends out of love 'cause everything is just SO funny!
Megan continuously trout slapped Sarah throughout the evening as they danced and partied the night away.
by velveticus January 6, 2008
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Trout Stamp

When a naked woman stands above a man who is laying down face up and she quickly squats down so her vagina stamps him in the face.

Similar to tea bagging
Carlos: Oh man! Do you remember when that stripper trout stamped Jimmy last night?

Randy: Yeah, that fucker better wash his damn face. I'd a slapped the bitch if she did that to me.

Carlos: Really? I'd a stuck out my tongue.
by Spoonmann December 16, 2008
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