Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits
Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.
by Bubba gunk September 03, 2017
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Tool Bag

He is such a Tool Bag
by A Reliable Source December 16, 2019
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Douche Tools

A mix of tools and douchebags that think they're fuckin hilarious, when they're just completely retarded and obnoxiously loud 24/7
god damn it, travis, ryan, jeremy and all of them, such douche tools!
by Anonymous66888 November 20, 2010
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Tool-ly

A individual that drives a diesel pickup truck with "stacks" installed in the bed of their truck. They think they are cool but they are really a tool.
Billy-Bob installed stacks on his truck in shop class today. Everyone in school thinks he is a Tool-ly.
by Cj_3@$+o8 February 17, 2011
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freshman tool

A freshman tool is when an upperclassman messes with the same freshman constantly and multiple people mess with him/her too .
Omg did you see what Johnny did ,they say he's smashed 4 girls he's such a freshman tool
by Whydoesnypresencematter August 12, 2017
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Tool Kiss

A kiss where people kiss by sharing

mouth pieces
Becky, we just tool kissed! *takes the vape back*
by @PaparazziAreRight May 16, 2023
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Tool-tugger

Synonym for wanker. Can be used to some extent in polite society.
by RTM 1963 September 12, 2014
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