by cuntybollox September 16, 2009
by rapper baby of death April 16, 2013
The kind of very saggy tits you'd want with you if you ever got shipwrecked and stranded on a deserted island. If you tie them together in the middle by the nipples you can make an impromptu hammock allowing you to doze away comfortably up off of the ground where coconut crabs might otherwise bite you in your sleep.
"Karen listen, I'm pleased you were the only other survivor of that shipwreck. If it weren't for you and the fact that I could make a nice swinging hammock out of your shipwreck tits, I would have been painfully bitten by a coconut or spider crab in my sleep. You're still here? I thought I told you to scavenge around the island and look for ingredients that would make a suitable sandwich. I thought I saw some lettuce growing in a patch on that mountainside. I don't want any of that on my sandwich. I killed a parrot yesterday, here see what you can do with this."
by Showdown Sean November 06, 2011
"Dude I broke my legs yesterday"
"Both of them? Rough tits man"
"Bro my teacher moved up our test, I haven't even studied"
"Duuude rough tits, I can't help you review I flunked that class"
"Both of them? Rough tits man"
"Bro my teacher moved up our test, I haven't even studied"
"Duuude rough tits, I can't help you review I flunked that class"
by Colyat September 11, 2019
a joke made by me used by multiple people in the magical land of canada such uses of the word include
(does war crime) dang i massicard thousends well this wont be a problum latter (gets found out) oh shitty tits
by a stupid german canadian March 11, 2021
A fat whore with big tits, who thinks that she is sexy because she has big saggy tits with ugly fat belly, she shows her tits to online men to talk with them but when they see her ugly fat belly also then they block or ghost her
big boobs doesn't count if you're fat like Amber
Hey Amber Tits, Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff
Hey Amber Tits, Having big boobs because you're fat is like having a fast car because it's falling off a cliff
by Jameswits April 11, 2020
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