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Vagina tool

When a women shoves something up there vagina
by Ahhhhk March 30, 2020
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Tool Box Ted

Referring to bicycle mechanics. A guy who thinks he is a pro mechanic because he’s watched a few videos on YouTube. He has more money than brains. He tries to work on his own bike but usually does more harm than good. He then takes said bike to a real mechanic for a real fix and always blames his errors on non-existent manufacturing defects.
Mechanic: What the fuck happened to this wheel?

TBT: I tried truing it, but it just wouldn’t work. Obviously there’s something wrong with it.

Mechanic: It looks like a God Damn Pringle. Jesus you’re a Tool Box Ted.
by LtDanGotNoLegs March 29, 2020
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tool

"its about to be war so everyone tool up". marlo stanfeild
by jayjonesy May 5, 2009
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Grad Date Tool (GDT)

An amazing user defined application in CampusVue that auto-packages student accounts and adjusts payment periods and disbursement dates under its own discretion. This "tool" is the thorn in the side of the Finance Relations Liaison's (FRL) daily existence as it seeks new and exiting misery to enthrall upon the FRL. It seeks to add confusion as is alters academic years, disbursement dates, and ledger cards until they are completely cattywampus.
Frank: "Hey Joe, could you take a look at this student's account? It looks all jacked up."
Joe: "Grad Date Tool (GDT)"
Frank: "But it was fine yesterday."

Joe: "Grad Date Tool"

Frank: "Is that your excuse for everything?"
Joe: "Yeah, pretty much"
by Frank Rizzo55 December 18, 2012
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tool hole

A person that is such a tool, the change in any situation just fit in...
That Bob is such a "tool hole" he showed up to this party and wasn't invited!
by jimmy law June 21, 2017
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