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suicide

suicide is like a big monster that can swallow someone whole if they dont try to fight it back. suicide is when someone forgets their self worth. they forget how important they are. they forget what it means to fear death. they more then likely hate themselves. they hate life. they hate the bullying. they hate people and society in general. i am one of those people. i know how much it hurts.
person: im sad...
society: get over it.
person: i hurt myself on purpose...
society: attention seeker.
person: *commits suicide*
society: oh. they should have said something
by im in pain :) January 11, 2022
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Serious suicide

The act of offing ones self in a serious manner.
My mum: im contemplating serious suicide

Me: I thought all suicide was serious 🧐
by Iworryaboutlife February 4, 2023
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Suicide Blumpkin

The act of sucking your own dick while shitting until a turd flies out the bowl into your eye penetrating your brain, killing you
Poor Larry couldn’t take it anymore and performed a suicide blumpkin on himself
by John Crump March 31, 2025
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Suicide High

Another name for Kitscoty high school that started in the 90s for obvious reasons
by YMIsoAwesome July 14, 2022
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suicide spliff

a spliff with so much tobacco in it, only a suicidal person would smoke it
"u okay bro?"
"yeah, i'm just smoking on this suicide spliff."
by deadgoose69 November 3, 2019
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Suicide Fuck

when you fuck someone and when you cum you kill yourself.
this is considered illegal but its so hot!!
"i really love it when people suicide fuck with me, its one of my kinks!!!
by jamalison January 9, 2022
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suicide olymics

Everyone is always participating. The goal of suicide olympics is to die in the most ridiciolous way possible or in a way so that you get remembered by your peers.

However there are rules. You cannot kill yourself in order to die. If you do so you are banned form ever participating again.
John: "Did you hear from Bill this week?"

Mike: "Yes he just learned about the suicide olymics."
John: "What's that"
by Djiddi5 October 7, 2019
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