slither.io

slither.io is the new agar.io that people play to have fun or relive stress

person 1: i'm done with my work

2:come on lets play a round of slither.io

by crimson comet May 25, 2016

'slit

when its too lit to say its lit

A 'slitter way of saying it.

"bro that was so 'slit!

by 411 'slit bois February 23, 2017

log splitter

Also known as Thong underwear or bikini.

When i was at the strip club i said to my friend " check out the log splitter on that sweet biotch "

by Hottwigg November 3, 2005

beard splitter

ladies man

george is a beard splitter

by zajc August 24, 2008

slit-wrist girlfriend

Your friend's crazy, slutty, insecure bitch of a girlfriend who threatens to slit her own wrists if the two were to break up.

They typically date cheating/abusive douchebags who remind them of their own rapist step-father, though they are the only ones unaware of the trend.

I hope derrick and his slit-wrist girlfriend dont show up tonight.

by arkansasPlumber January 1, 2008

The Splits

When one's urine stream is divided/diverted in > 1 direction.
The challenge is to recognize it quickly & get the majority if not all of the urine in the toilet bowl. Piss shivers have the same effect.

Whoa, in the middle of the night I had a wicked case of the splits & peed all over the floor, wall & toilet.

by TMoneyID April 5, 2010

Slitch

A woman who is not only a slut, but a bitch too.

Jess? That fuckin' slitch? She sucked ma dick then told me if I wanted to fuck that pussy I'd have to pay twice as much!

by slitchmaster June 25, 2006