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Spider

Eight-legged arachnid that many are disgusted or scared of/by. They are thousands of types, but only a handful are poisonous. They are typically timid, and won’t bite unless threatened( breaking egg sac/ spider web, messing with web, etc.). That’s all.
Ew! A spider
2: That’s not even a spider.
by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021
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Spider bloat

The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.
Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat
by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021
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spider typing

typing effortlessly with one hand
I'm quite an expert at spider typing.
by Analyst242 November 15, 2014
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metro spider

(a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)
“Yo you know that guy Jamal? “

Oh yea he’s a metro spider of a guy eh?”
by Richardmille December 1, 2022
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Spider Food Obsession

The inability to control ones urge to purchase Power Scrolls on Ultima Online Forever no matter how small the quantity.
Sniffles went 5 hours out of his way to buy 1 Powerscroll last night. That guy has major Spider food obsession. He isn’t even good at the game.
by Clars800 February 23, 2021
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spider-man

the person who has killed all their dad figures in his life ( his dad , uncle Ben , Iron man & Mysterio ).
by uncle loki July 20, 2019
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Spider

Noun - A drink containing a carbonated drink (soft drink/fizzy drink/soda/pop/bubbly/etc) and ice cream.
By adding ice cream to this drink, it creates bubbles from the carbonation for some reason and it tastes good :)
1 - Hey, it's pretty hot right now, wanna make spiders?

2 - I love drinking spiders 😋

3 - Spiders are delicious!

4 - I hate spiders, but *spiders*... spiders taste good.

5 - im loue spidere un quatro, un melisia spooder 🫡🫡🫡 el taco ues?

6 - Here, have a spider!
by NotKoreSharp May 25, 2023
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