Soft weiner

Flacid

The man had a soft weiner. It was flacid.

by Abe1961 July 27, 2018

Soft Pack

When you're ready to fuck but your dick ain't. Causing you to force your flaccid meat inside her. Sometimes with the added assistance of a finger to push it through in hopes it will become erect. This often end up just being genitalia smashing against each other without penetration.

How you gonna fuck her your dick ain't even hard? Don't worry about that Brian I'ma soft pack it. It'll get hard.

by I Am The Ferrett October 20, 2020

Soft Memes

Memes that exhibit a certain undeniable softness. Often enjoyed over free-wheeling coffee chats.

My name is Shannon and I enjoy Soft Memes!

by JimmyTheJunk February 10, 2021

soft delete

To mark a record in a database for deletion or to temporarily prevent it from being selected. In order to actually delete the record, a "hard" delete or "permanent" delete function must be performed.

soft delete: Removing less important players in a team before a match..to utilize them at a later point.
EX: He has been soft deleted from the team

by Deep Sehgal October 21, 2013

Soft as a pensioner's turd

When someone's actions are that soft that a pensioner's soft/runny stool holds more merit then their character and actions.

Worker A: Did you see old mate couldn't even lift a sandbag.

Worker B: Don't worry that cunt is as soft as a pensioner's turd, I have lost all hope with them.

by Billy Hunt (aka silly cunt) January 2, 2021

he went soft

when you are making out with a guy and you are about to have sex but he cums before you stick it in.

girl 1. I heard you fucked chris brown

girl 2. no we where making out and I was going to stick it in them he came
girl 1. lol he went soft

by twerker82898 September 28, 2015

Soft Tease

The gentleness before it gets rough.

"You are gonna give me that soft tease first, right babe?"

"Yeah man I totally had to give her the soft tease to get her ready."

by CaptainJuan July 30, 2015