A type of man who wakes up in the morning and licks up a pile of wet chili fries of the floor and masturbates into a watermelon and then eats it
by Wet chilli fries in my sock September 26, 2019
Get the slappedwaffles mug.A strategic lawsuit against public participation (SLAPP) is a lawsuit that is intended to censor, intimidate, and silence critics by burdening them with the cost of a legal defense until they abandon their criticism or opposition.
Donald Trump tried to slapp suit the shit out of Timothy L. O'Brien for 5 billion dollars! This guy wrote D.T.'s net worth was around 150 Million. Someone is clearly overcompensating for something, duh!
by Fuckmothering dude November 11, 2019
Get the slapp suit mug.Someone that chases Down opps with a big bladed weapon. This guy is so on job People think he’s homeless. He Also gets court and goes to court but manages to beat the case every time.
Guy: “yo fam you heard about that guy fam he’s a top slapper caught about 230494 opps on Tuesday”
Guy 2: “word? Nah I don’t want to mess with him still he probably shank me rob my Nan and still get off with a warning from the Feds”
Guy 2: “word? Nah I don’t want to mess with him still he probably shank me rob my Nan and still get off with a warning from the Feds”
by Topstrider January 16, 2020
Get the Slapper mug.Another way of calling someone a dummy without being so blunt or without them catching on. Comes from "Slappy the Dummy" a ventriloquist dummy from the series goosebumps.
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Get the Slapper mug.You know that chick Sally, she is such a slapper, she blew off 3 dudes at the party last night, and then went home to her boyfriend!
by Pakistani Backhander March 28, 2020
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