Welcome Skateboards

The best board company fucking ever

p0$3r: Aye diylain, what kinda board is that it’s sexyy as fuck
d!¥LA!n: It’s a Welcome Skateboards deck fucker

by diylain November 10, 2019

post-skate

Speedy garage punk with nervous yet friendly voice (nothing like angry punks), a simplistic and very tight rhythm, a cathartic sound, almost chopped, anti-corporation lyrics, a mid-fi production (not too lo-fi) and bouncy melodies with a vehement tendency.

Oh man, the new Aborted Tortoise is such a good post-skate album.
Oh man, post-skaters are so much better than punks.

by stillinrock March 25, 2020

Esca-Skate

This is someone that does a little jolt or trip, or dance even, when an escalator isn’t working, but the person that gets on it acts as if it is moving normally.

Anthea nearly landed on the chap walking down in front of her when she did an Esca-Skate going down to the subway.

by Sonny Saint April 10, 2020

boofer skate gang

Boofer skate gang: started by nicolai and his older brother the notorious didonato brothers. They are satanist and like what they say on the streets, scary mofos. The brothers got kicked outta multiple schools due to smoking grass and eating ass; They have been sent to multiple rehabilitation centers, but nothing seems to work. They are mentally ill and crazy italian mafia drug attics with their dead papi joe and hammy on their side RIP. They are the Gs tho.

The boofer skate gang finna come pow pow ya, ya hurrrrrrd...

by badbitches21 April 25, 2020

English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio

Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid

by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020

Uhila Setefano

a nice guy with small black cocc

look at that small black cocc guy hid name is uhila setefano

by bongo the real one February 11, 2021

McKoy Skatepark

a skatepark in Decatur GA, mainly skated by stoners, talented adult skaters, and decaturs youth skate scene. Small park with a tiny community, with skaters and painters of all sorts.

You skate at McKoy Skatepark?

by owesome March 15, 2021