sketed

1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.

1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.

by Murph April 21, 2005

Skeedo

The skin-tight lycra-spandex suits worn by ski racers during races and sometimes, unfortunately, after the race on the slopes with the rest of us.
It looks too much like the speedo swimsuits favored by Eurotrash on the beaches to be taken seriously anyplace but at a ski race.

Fine for racing (as are speedo shorts) but not ok for normal skiing.

Dude, did you see that guy blow past me wearing a skeedo? There must be a race today.

Ya. I'd wear one too but it would make my junk look to big.

by Ole the Logger March 12, 2013

Skete

A pale, skinny white dude who’s banging your ex.

Pete Davidson sure is a skete - Kanye West

by ChoppaNachos February 13, 2022

skeedaddle

skeedaddle is a glasgow word , mostly used by older people , meaning go away .

maw can a get 10p for a swwetie............. naw skeedaddle before i leather your arse

by big.al January 19, 2009

Skewed

When you punch someone so hard their face become arranged and tilted to one side.

Person 1: Ayo you saw what happened last night at the bar to person 3?
Person 2: Yeah man, he got fucking skewed

by Jerkyman97 October 16, 2018

skeedle dee

A phrase used to compliment inbred,crack head, hillbilly rednecks .

In stead of saying hell yeah you would say skeedle dee

Look at dat redneck sum bitch with the mullet. Skeedle dee brother

by Pshrader_25 November 29, 2015

get skeeted on

to have someone ejaculate or "skeet" on you

even a nigga with 24s can get skeeted on

by burgerkingfolife May 12, 2006