If you were to escape the matrix, you should know the 3 rules of the shop.
- NO bag. ❌💼
- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲
- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
- NO bag. ❌💼
- NO bike. 🙅🏻 ♂️🚲
- ONLY pay in twenties. ✅💵
Proceed with caution, as not everyone is ready to transform into their true Sigma male form.
by Professor Nicholas Bradley November 1, 2022
Get the The 3 Rules Of The Shopmug. Someone beats another person (basketball, ect..), that boy wreck shop. Or where someone dises someone like yo mama or talks about them, they wrecked shop on them fools. (you say that boy wreck shop after they dis the person or beat them at something)
by C.J. McDougal December 29, 2007
Get the that boy wreck shopmug. by Arnaldi1001 August 8, 2018
Get the Shopping Cart Challengemug. Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop.
You know the place.
You know the place.
by plateenjoyer23 November 17, 2024
Get the Jerry's bait shopmug. A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.
by WildWillez December 14, 2020
Get the Ushopp shopping centremug. "Shopping Cart Abandonment" is the digital equivalent of window shopping, where you embark on a virtual treasure hunt, gleefully tossing everything you desire into your online cart. It's a thrilling fantasy shopping spree, where you play billionaire for a fleeting moment in time, minus the actual spending part. After hours of careful selection, and with your cart brimming with dreams, you abruptly close the tab, leaving your virtual haul behind. It's the art of filling your cart with hope, only to ghost it with the finesse of a master abandoner, making it the ultimate no-cost escapade in the world of e-commerce consumerism.
"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024
Get the shopping cart abandonmentmug. by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015
Get the Web Shop Jerkmug.