She Sure Can Cook !

" She sure can cook" ! Euphemism for an ugly girl.

Derived from Jimmy Soul classic "If You want to be Happy"
'never make a pretty woman your wife...she is UGLY , but she sure can cook'

She Sure Can Cook !
ugly girl ugly woman euphemism

by mollytim April 19, 2018

She Man

A man with long hair

“Did you see that guys pony tail...he’s such a she man!”

by Derzi April 23, 2018

If she breathe, she a T H O T

If she (indicating that it has to be a female of the homo sapiens) is inhaling oxygen, nitrogen, argon, carbon dioxide and methane, then she is a nymphomaniac and a "lady" of the night, whereas she isnt worth it and not to be trusted at any costs

Male homo-sapien1: "Dude, did u see Stacy? She looks hot and she is nice."
Male homo-sapien2: "Nah man, if she breathe, she a T H O T."
Male homo-sapien1: "Really? But she isn't breathing.
Male homo-sapien2: "Then go for it bro, she not a hoe."

by yoshi B O I August 11, 2018

If she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

If your girl does not play Minecraft she doesn’t get the dick tonight

“Bro my girl doesn’t play the craft” you know what that means “thou does not get the shaft” she does not play Minecraft if she doesn’t play the craft she doesn’t get the shaft

by Xnvy Ch3m May 4, 2021

She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

Hahe bri u thought.

Friend: Roast me
She wanna talk about gaps in teeth when her dad and hers are more than just teeth.

by Ur dads milk January 26, 2022

She Drives Me Crazy

I can't stop the way I feel
Things you do don't seem real
Tell me what you've got in mind
'Cause we're running out of time
Won't you ever set me free?
This waiting 'round's killing me
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself

I can't get any rest
People say I'm obsessed
Everything you say is lies
But to me there's no surprise
What I had for you was true
Things go wrong, they always do
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
I won't make it on my own
No one likes to be alone
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself
She drives me crazy
Like no one else
She drives me crazy
And I can't help myself

by Death Menace April 11, 2023

Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe

The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.

Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”

by Coffee rocks June 9, 2018