Emo-sexual

A person who is attracted to anything that would get them attention.

Did you hear about that emo-sexual girl? She fucked a toaster.

by Gclance June 24, 2016

emojicat sexual

a bunch of degenerates simping over a fucking pixel cat

bob: im part of the lgbt community
dad: i support!
bob: im emojicat sexual
dad: im gonna go get milk

by peeeepeepoopoo December 26, 2022

Not-real-sexual

A sexuality that like three people founded on Tumblr ten years ago and was posted on Urban Dictionary or a Wiki for a person to screen shot it and make it out to be a bigger issue than it really is, then a bunch of self righteous performative activists will try and jump to the defense of a basically non-existent group.
Nobody, or ten people actually identify under this label and most of the time it’s ironic. People will forget about this identity within a month.

“Wow this Not-real-sexual is such a dumb identity lmao”
“Dude you know that’s not an actual identity right?”

by Avon128 December 28, 2020

Sexual Intercourse

Something your mom and dad did before they found out about you

In class we learned about sexual intercourse

by ThatAnielkaGurl May 18, 2023

Sexual empath

The nature of being open to forms of sexual fetishes although not having a specific fetish, but being turned on though the act of turning someone else on or them getting turned on

I’m not into leather but if wearing it gets you horny then as a sexual empath I’ll do it cause it’ll turn me on

by Wise old wolfie March 7, 2023

Metro Sexual

Someone who's sexually straight but socially gay.

Richard Simmons is such a metro sexual with his getup and exercise routine.

by Asian Dude 428 June 10, 2021

cinco-sexual

Adj- When a person has sex with:
1. Male
2. Female
3. Animals
4. Objects
5. Nature

Person 1 - Dude look at that queer.

Person 2- Thats not a queer thats a cinco-sexual

Person 1- How do you know?

Person 2 - She just 5 way made out with a tree, grandpa, stripper, watch, and a yorkie.

Person 1 - Dayyyuuuum!

by Choocolate Bevrage July 13, 2011