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Spoon

Me: Hey, Spoon
Spoon: Hey
by Scorwed September 1, 2019
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Greasy Spoon

The art of ejacualating on the tip of another man’s penis and proceding to consume said load like a half melted spoon of ice cream.
Johny sucked me off so good, but surprised me when I nutted on his dick tip and he asked me to eat his greasy spoon.
by Caleb Hanzo October 4, 2017
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Wet spooning

When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.
Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!
by Jdawg14 December 7, 2018
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power spoon

The man lies on his side with the woman lying on her side with her back to his front.

The same as spoons but with intercourse. The preferred method of the lazy man.
I was tired but still wanted to do it, so I gave her the power spoon.
by 4head269 December 12, 2016
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Shake the spoon

Originated as as a prison term. For when serving food, instead of a heaping or decent spoonful, they shake the spoon before serving. Thus, serving less. Could be used in any situation where someone is being stingy with provisions.
I don't know why the boss has to subtract the 5 minutes I came in late and the 5 minutes I left early from my timecard. Tightwads like that always shake the spoon.
by dishwashington January 17, 2024
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rusty spoons

The rusty spoons are part of a very famous french Christmas tradition where u leave your spoons out side your house on Christmas Eve then a frog will come and take the spoons and return them on New Year’s Day. Over the years the spoons have gotten rusty so that’s how they got the name of the tradition
“Are you guys leaving your rusty spoons out today”

Obiosly we won’t get new spoons we will use the same every year so they get exstra rusty
by Rusty spoons December 15, 2020
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spoon in the toilet

This is what you do in hopes that there will be a snow day the next day, after you turn your pajamas inside out, this is the sure fire truck to get the snow day.
Bro did you see the weather it's supposed to snow!
Yeah man I've already got the spoon in the toilet!!
by Pbndick March 12, 2017
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