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Robert

Don’t call him rob, don’t, just don’t. I called him rob and it almost cost me my life.
Me: Hey rob, how you doing?

Robert: tf u just call me?

Me: Robert

Robert: that’s not what you said

Me: rob?

Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?

Me: no

Robert: you’re about to find out
by Shmip January 29, 2022
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robert tittle

He'll do.
"Your husband, Robert Tittle, seems nice."
"He'll do."
by 1MrsT November 24, 2021
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Robert

When somebody takes a short amount of time to complete the deed
Becky - "How long did Robert last?"
Stacy - "Only 2 minutes, it was disappointing."

Jacob - "I wont be long babe just give me a Robert."
by That guys from the Woodz September 4, 2023
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Robert

ROBERT X AIDEEN (he also never responds to texts according to aideen)
me: oml aideen and robert are such a cute couple. #Raideen!!!
by NOTyourmother69 May 9, 2022
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Robert

Robert is my name
I am Robert
by Mr Lester October 4, 2020
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Robert Donovan

Failed ROBLOX political group owner. known for notable groups under the control of the Democratic Party like, American Politics, Article One, Project America and many more.
ROBLOX noob: Have you heard of Robert Donovan?
Me: Hell Yeah!
by virginpickles February 25, 2024
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Robert Boyd

Robert Boyd is a homeless guy to buy a prostitute then gain all the known stds. Robert Boyd is a fat, lazy, ugly, and hairy piece of shit.
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