retard contest

When 2 or more idiot drivers compete to see who can make the most terrible and dangerous decisions in the shortest amount of time. Contests usually start when one driver sees another moving slightly faster than they are and goes full retard trying to catch up and overtake them. Typically this happens on interstates and in slow or congested traffic and is in pursuit of shaving 30 seconds off their commute at the expense of other drivers.

Slow down honey they are having a retard contest up there I don’t want to get involved.

by NastyHousewife July 10, 2023

commentally retarded

Condition whereby confused or oblivious (often elderly) people befoul a social media post with inane, irrelevant, offensive or otherwise horrid replies.

/normal human posts cover photo of beautiful sunset

Normal human's commentally retarded parent replies: "WHAT TIME ARE YOU GOING TO UNCLE JOE'S FOR SUPPER NEXT WEEK ? !"

by Captain Walleye November 29, 2021

Fire retarded

When someone is so stupid they think they are fire proof

Person 1: how did he burn himself
Person 2: he is fire retarded

by Sendai ballz January 13, 2022

Literal retard

People named Ragnar

Look at that literal retard, ah it's Ragnar what did you expect.

by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022

Retarded Justin

Some one who puts fingers up the ass of school teachers, so they can taste what the teacher had for lunch.

"Dude, a kid got put in detention for being a retarded Justin."

by Bill Cosbys sister December 13, 2021

Illegitimate Retard

A person who was supposed to be born retarded.

Person 1: "Look at that bird."

Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"

by Orbitz21 February 27, 2022

Fire Retarded

When you intentionally set out to make a fire with bad intentions, but the fire never happens.

Person 1: I put my campfire right next to my pile of highly combustible twigs.
Person 2: Did you start a wildfire?
Person 1: No, I'm fire retarded.

by foxkat January 3, 2021