by jnohlgren November 18, 2008
by Btwhite February 14, 2015
To "Pull A Teixeira" is a term used as one shows up astronomically late to a planned event. It also requires horrible calculations of time and planning.
Matt: "Why don't you go Pull A Teixeira?"
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."
Jerry: "Don't worry about me, I will be ontime and not miss the commercials for the movie."
by David-Michael Bond February 24, 2009
To pull a Leah can mean to cause annoyances or anger someone. It can also be used to describe a female who acts condescendingly fake and slutty.
by definitelynotachopstickmaster December 04, 2016
To piss oneself in public -- usually, but not always, as a result of too much drinking at one's defence party.
Person 1: "Hey, did you see Jane pull a Manda last night?"
Person 2: "Seriously?! She pissed herself at her defence party?!"
Person 1: "Yeah! I guess incontinence really is a symptom of too much grad school."
Person 2: "That and being a total derp."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, Jane is a total derposaurus, just like Manderp."
Person 2: "lololol, Manda is a total derpinatrix."
Person 2: "Seriously?! She pissed herself at her defence party?!"
Person 1: "Yeah! I guess incontinence really is a symptom of too much grad school."
Person 2: "That and being a total derp."
Person 1: "Oh yeah, Jane is a total derposaurus, just like Manderp."
Person 2: "lololol, Manda is a total derpinatrix."
by lagerr January 28, 2017
When having sex or masturbating, going until relatively halfway to ejaculation, then abruptly stopping for no apparent reason.
Chris and I were doing it last night, and about 20 minutes in he ended up pulling a Palin and walked out.
by mclava October 14, 2010
To fall in love with someone with buck teeth and have her dump not even two days later for a seventh grader
by Urban Def 706 March 29, 2022