Idaho Potatoes

its just...potatoes...

omg i could really go for some idaho potatoes

by AngerIssues06 December 23, 2020

disfunctional potato

Someone who is as disfunctional as a potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together

by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021

Potato Head

Slang term to describe transgenders. The toy company Hasbro attempted to neuter it's popular toy Mr. Potato Head by taking away his gender and just referring to him as "Potato Head". But meme warfare ensued and quickly beat Hasbro into submission. Hasbro folded and now will be keeping the "Mr." but looks like they will have a non-binary option called Potato Head leaving quick-witted anons no choice but to refer to transgenders as "potato heads".

That potato head Rachel Levine is actually advocating for three year olds to receive sex change operations. How disgusting and evil of a person must one be to rationalize this as normal behavior?

by Seas to exist February 26, 2021

Dauphinoise Potato

When you stick a potato up your butt so when he eats your ass, he gets a special dinner.

Him: Babe, I'm hungry. What's for dinner?

Her: I'm busy preparing you a "Dauphinoise Potato"

by CyborgMonkey69 March 1, 2021

potato head

A person who judges someone else because of their own arrogance without looking in the mirror at their own potato brain in their potato head on their potato body in their couch, potato selves.

Redditor: why is that guy being so idiotic in this game. He’s so trash at it he might as well quit. This is not what this game is about. Did you actually READ the handbook?!!!!!!?????

Me: ok potato head

by masPene March 20, 2021

Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023

Potato Empire

The Potato Empire is a glorious empire built by potato lovers in which they HATE Idaho. They also hate zoophiles and MAPs, and have killed many of them. JOIN US....

the Potato Empire is AMAZING.

by Potato love.love December 12, 2022