poop noodle

when you get a chunk of poo stuck in your penis hole

like kraft maccoroni with cheese stuck in it

by tttrucker4 May 31, 2005

Poop Turd

A poop turd is merely a double noun... or adjective, depending on how you want to use the words. Regardless, a poop turd is someone who's a theif, pilferer, bugger, or shamus.

That filthy 'lil poop turd was stealin' my bagels!

by Gerald McBoingboing July 20, 2006

Poop Cam

A small camera installed into the bottom of a toilet bowl to capture footage of the pooping of unsuspecting victims.

"Hey Ryan did you get the poop off your poop cam lens yet, beceause I hear someone had the green apple splatters!"

by Garth Bury May 13, 2005

poop lip

1. The lip of your sphyncter.
2. A good name to call someone.

How's your poop lip?
Your a big old poop lip.

by Carson December 6, 2004

poop hammock

It's when you wear a g-string backwards.....

"I wear my g-string backwards and call it a poop hammock"

by ytee April 7, 2007

poop plug

The solid piece of shit that blocks the diarrhea when you shit.

When you eat normal food before Mexican, the poop plug comes out, then the Mexican.

by Assly March 30, 2008

J-poop

Refers to Japanese pop music that is overly saccharine, cutesy, and lacking substance of any kind.

I love delicious K-pop, but I detest shitty J-poop

by Truth Teller 7890 September 24, 2015