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Also known as Po4heads, it is defined as a penis growing out of your forehead that usually is diagnosed by Dr. Wasabi. A tell-tale sign is a zit that begins between your eyebrows and proceeds to enlarge into scrotal skin. Then the penis begins to form above said scrotal skin and becomes a fully functional penis on your forehead.
"Did you see me last night fuck that chick with the penis on my forehead?" I said to my buddy, "Thank god for penis on the forehead syndrome I got from that gay guy in prison."
by po4heads January 2, 2010
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Flayed penis

The result of a blowjob with braces
Guy 1: Caitlin totally gave me a flayed penis with her braces she got on last week
Guy 2: Everyone is talking about it, she's selling the skin for lunch money
by yourgranny June 2, 2014
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A question you ask when you want to know how hard it is raining/ snowing, ect.
Billy : Hey Carol, is it raining?
Carol: Why yes Billy it is.
Billy: Oh really? How hard on a scale of one to my penis?
by YaImCool November 11, 2010
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jay penis

by rrrrrrrrr January 16, 2008
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Penis Blast

Last night, Mike penis blasted all over this chicks shirt and then left.
by Blastoff1122 February 8, 2010
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Penis Weeniser

Trademarked insult originating from the word weenis, which means "to imagaine." Therefore, a penis weeniser is one who thinks about penises all the time.
8===D what do u see on yer computer screen? That's nasty, you penis weeniser!
by SB September 13, 2004
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Penis profiling

Like racial profiling, except one is sizing up a the size of a man's penis by the way he acts. In this case, race does not make a difference!
Big sister- Check out that cute guy at the end of the bar!

Lil sister- Yeah he's cute, but he's a cocky somebody!

Big sister- So what's that got to do with it?

Lil sister- That means he's probably got a little penis!

Big sister- Oh you're just penis profiling!
by KC, MFD & Big Sister T March 24, 2008
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