Pledge of Allegiance

The satanic ritual that Americans do.

"Oh, we have to say the Pledge of Allegiance in a few minutes"

by my bussy September 22, 2020

Midnight Pleasure

Referring to late night sex or masturbation. Usually includes the use of (but not limited to) dildos, strap-ons, and anal beads. May be gay or straight sex and can include any number of people.

Dude, anal beads are the best for Midnight Pleasure.

by antiradiant December 15, 2008

Pleasanton

A small town in the bad ass, slightly backwards state of Texas. South of San Antonio, it is where all the "gangsters" who get kicked out of Bear County go to. There is a high percentage of Zombies, Vampires and Werewolves compared to the normal population in this town.

Welcome to Pleasanton:
Where Zombies, Vampires and Werewolves exist in harmony together.

by M3H. July 24, 2009

check please

an expression used after serving somebody.

"bitch just got served! check please!"

by f4gg075 November 12, 2007

Lemon Pledge

Something which is lacking in things that are lame, crap, poor or weak, and would be less so if more of it was applied.

"This sandwich needs more lemon pledge"

"Our team could have won, they just needed a bit more lemon pledge"

"You might be able to get a girlfriend, you had more lemon pledge"

"We need more lemon pledge"

by munkeemanometal September 6, 2012

Nigga, please!

Just another colorful way to say, "Fuck you!"

Nigga, please!

by mohawk_rebel666 August 4, 2014

Lemon Pledge

A person who constantly cleans off counter tops with any form of anti-bacterial solution for the purpose of killing boredom as well as germs and infestation.

Josh "we need more Lemon Pledge" Wray

by DrMeathammer January 28, 2010