Flossy Lock

an evil old bat, who sits in her caravan with her TV full blast and shouts at people for having fun! party-ruining cow who hates everyone because she has no friends! ugly and old! she treats the caravan park like a residential park and complains when people try to enjoy themselves! needs a serious slap or to get laid!

football knock the side of her caravan
flossy lock: ur making my life hell!
Others: sorry, it was an accident
flossy lock: u better be!

by Quaffee May 16, 2010

Goldy Locks

Two fingers and a thumb….

That’s a good goldy locks grip you got there.

by Popemedic December 15, 2021

Box Locked

Like “cock blocked” but means whipped, married, in a relationship and that box got that cock all on the locked.

Dang, ever since homie got married, she got him all box locked. He ain’t even allowed out to watch the game no more.

by Dubious Mosquito December 18, 2017

lock crash

when you're locking in but crashing out the same time

when you don't know whether or not to lock in or crash out so you do both. lock crash

by miinnssuuggaa June 25, 2025

Lock in

verb to enter a state of extreme focus, diverting attention to a specific object/action

1. It's december. Lock in.
2. Are you locked in alien?

by amputu+ January 4, 2025

funky lock knee

When knees lock up while one is dancing causing a jolting motion.

He really wanted to get down to the band but had a bad case of funky lock knee.

by tadwollop March 17, 2010

caps lock

Probably the most annoying button on your keyboard, especially when gaming. When you're meant to strafe and click "A", you get destroyed AND when you open chat and begin typing something, you think OMG! I HATE THIS DUMB CAPS LOCK BUTTON WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE RIGHT NEXT TO A??!!111 as you have to delete everything you typed, turn off caps lock, and then type it again. Oh and while you're typing someone snipes you from across the map and you have to re-type EVERYTHING.
And it can also just be annoying when you are just normally typing and you click caps instead of "A"
This is why some keyboards have the right side of the caps button indented so you won't accidentally hit it when gaming/typing. It isn't foolproof but it helps.

I hTE CAPS LOCK!! oh there it goes again >:(

by Monster dood October 13, 2021