Catching the Crazy Turkey

A sexual act that involves a wild turkey as well as making turkey noises during intercourse. If you don't know what it is, it's too wild for you.

Dave: Why does Gary look so tired?
Larry: Shit dude, bet he was catching the crazy turkey last night, if you know what I mean!
Dave: ...what?

by CheekyHandle December 13, 2014

bitch ass crazy

behavior which includes excessive rediculousness, often screaming and lip pursing is involved, anger without prompting and often chick fight will ensue

While observing the prelude to a chick fight:

Marty: What's wrong with Sarah?
Chris: She went bitch ass crazy!

by ebony430 February 4, 2010

crazy korean girl

The emotionally hightened state Korean girls enter when something doesn't go their way or at a perceived slight. Consists of tantrums and various threats and insults to manhood until the problem is resolved. May frequently relapse regardless of solutions and memory for these issues is infinite.

"Hey, why is Esther so mad? The waiter didn't being her any bread, just going crazy Korean girl"

by Meat potatoes and kimchi October 27, 2013

CRAZY ASS SIMPSONS

Someone who eats sleeps and shits the simpsons,and who can remeber every episode ,and can re-cite everyline word per word of those episodes

drive by a donut shop and say "mmmmm donuts...."

by fat frankyb August 28, 2005

Crazy Rich Asian

A crazy rich Asian is a person who loves to spend their money on stupid things. Gucci bags, Rolex watches, Louis Vuitton sunglasses, and things that no one else would buy. A crazy rich Asian would buy $400 shoes, say it is cheap and compare it to red bottoms. They dream to go to Coachella at 11 years old and know what they are going to wear, a full Louis Vuitton outfit. They would spin a fidget spinner and say "that's cheap"! They usually come from Singapore, Indonesia, or Hong Kong. So if you see someone's closet stuffed with Balenciaga, then you know that they are a crazy rich Asian.

He is a crazy rich Asian

by Edu117 April 22, 2019

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A term coined by Ryan Haywood a.k.a. "The Mad King" of Achievement Hunter for savage, poultry drive sex. It begins with wild turkey, and it ends with sex in a bed.

"What happened to Michael last night?" "Oh... He was catching the crazy turkey."

by Im Case December 13, 2014

crazy scientist blah

The Crazy Scientist blah is a Blah man that Predicts that the world will crash into the sun in FIVE SECONDs. this is found in the Demented Cartoon Movie.

person A: what are you up to Professor blah (crazy scientist blah)?
Crazy Scientist Blah: well, i just figured out that the world is going to crash into the sun in five seconds.

by Hailey June 19, 2006