Jesse

Colorblind and likes gambling and drugs and is so kind and not stereotypical at all

“Hey Jesse” I say. “Kill yourself gayboy”

by NotJesse_69420 April 12, 2025

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jesse

not a fun person. he is a narcissist and very mean. ugly person inside and out. rude and heartless.

I met that guy and he is such a Jesse!

by trashkarma April 13, 2025

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When someone says something that is so outlandishly stupid, or something that is very obviously wrong/not true, that it can only be described as as stupid as something that someone named Jess would say.

Person 1: Aren't all Spanish-speaking countries in Spain?
Person 2: That's Jess Level Stupid

by jessicaisnotmyrealname May 13, 2025

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Jesse James

Old timey Western guy.

Also Tea's daddy.

Did you hear about Tea's daddy being in town?

Woah, you mean the legendary Jesse James

by Toby511 May 20, 2025

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Jesse Yourself

Synonymous with "shitting yourself". Verb, to shit.

I just had Mexican and Jesse'd myself again.

I didn't make it to the bathroom in time and Jesse'd my pants.
Careful you dont Jesse yourself!

by #notacop May 31, 2025

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jesse and jessica

jesse and jessica have to be the best couple to walk the face of the earth. They are both hardworking, smart, funny and always manage to put a smile on peoples faces. Although they have their lows too, they always manage to get through it together. Jesse loves Jessica and Jessica loves Jesse.

I want a jesse and jessica type of relationship(a relationship where no matter how hard it gets the two parties get through it together)

by kkkhater4000 April 11, 2024

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