Wet noodle

A prank that involves one man putting his penis in another man's mouth and yells wet noodle then calls him a fag or gay.

Person 1: Did you hear James got wet noodled.

Person 2: Yeah he's pretty gay.

by Agentsmith1111 January 9, 2022

Chubby Noodle

When your significant other farts on your dick during anal intercourse, causing the skin around your penis to balloon out.

"I gotta fart baby! Pull out!"
"No, it's fine I've always wanted a chubby noodle."

by Dylan:) January 22, 2019

Noodle Joose

Semen; male ejaculate.

I walked in on my little brother masturbating, and there were screams and noodle joose everywhere.

by Galacticpoet January 24, 2021

dirty noodle juice

Water that is used as broth after boiling ramen noodles. The water after boiling the noodles becomes discolored and cloudy.

Boy: "The broth from this ramen is delicious!"
Girl: "You won't catch me drinking that dirty noodle juice."

by Foxy5595 December 9, 2018

Noodle Knife

A person who is limp like a noodle in person but behind your back or when you aren't looking will harden up and insult you or act tough.

John is such a noodle knife. He waited until I left to talk bad about me.

by high6ix67 June 16, 2018

Chicken Noodle Ass Nigga

featured in one of trippie redds songs

a food+a black man= chicken noodle ass nigga

Chad- Have you heard the song Taking A Walk by Trippie Redd

Chad Brad and Kyle- NO

Chad- its lowkey fire wanna drink some energy drinks

Chicken Noodle Ass Nigga- Featured in Taking A Walk By Trippie Redd

by xLinkskii YT July 2, 2019

noodle salad

A guy putting a bunch of flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Hannah is such a slut. She let the whole basketball team give her a noodle salad after the game

by Wolfpack15 April 10, 2016