"day of the ninja" is a fake holiday created by ninjaburger.com in competition with "internationl talk like a pirate day". it is celebrated on december 5th. it is designed to celebrate ninja in all their glory. it is customary for those who celebrate to dress and act like ninja.
(december 4th)
dude 1: hey dude, whatcha doin tomorrow?
dude 2: bein a ninja
dude 1: what?
dude 2: tomorrow's day of the ninja. duh
dude 1: oh. sweet! i wanna be a ninja!
dude 2: then dress up as one
dude 1: hey dude, whatcha doin tomorrow?
dude 2: bein a ninja
dude 1: what?
dude 2: tomorrow's day of the ninja. duh
dude 1: oh. sweet! i wanna be a ninja!
dude 2: then dress up as one
by seadracon October 09, 2006
The most awesome position to be in all of Theatre. They run the whole show, controlling lights, sound, and the stage crew. The are invisible to the public but a major influence to the cast.
I love being a Tech Ninja! :)
by techieninja February 28, 2010
The act of suprising a partner by inserting a baby oil or etc bottle into their anus and dispensing the contained oil causing an eruption of sorts all over their crack and cheeks.
by mcnasty6969 February 19, 2011
A person highly skilled in ass assassination. A prerequisite of the chocolate ninja is a high degree of stealth so that his target is entirely unaware of what is about to come.
by crxchaos May 25, 2005
by Jessica Ashly Eslinger August 01, 2007
by Lpokie November 06, 2003
Have a friend hide in your closet before you bring a girl back. Turn off the lights before you start having sex with her. Before you finish, have your friend quietly come out of the closet and replace you. Then turn on the lights and yell 'SNEAKY NINJA BITCH!'
'dude, last night I totally sneaky ninja'd that bitch.'
'no way! what'd she do?'
'strangely, she was into it... she's fuckin wild man.'
'no way! what'd she do?'
'strangely, she was into it... she's fuckin wild man.'
by couchVIP March 01, 2009