clickin' n' shittin'

The act of doing computer or smartphone-based work while using the toilet.

Person 1: I have too much work to do. I can't even find time to take a shit.
Person 2: Sounds like it's time for some clickin' n' shittin'

by eurodigitalpartners July 9, 2018

Slip n slide

When two women lubricate themselves then proceed to slide across the floor and scissoring each other

Last night me and Jess done the slip n slide for the first time it was amazing.

by Unknown kid 69 July 14, 2018

Slop N' Stomp

Slomp N' Stomp is where you take a shit on the shower drain (slop) And stomp it through the drain

I had to shit really bad in the shower, naturally I did the ol' Slop N' Stomp method

by SorryIShooped August 27, 2018

Spit n' Slap

Typically a redneck thing, the act of picking up dry dirt/clay from the ground, spittin on it, and then slapping it on something/someone.
(If water is used though, it ain't gonna stick!)

Person 1: "Hey bro check this out!" (Picks up dirt and spits on it)
Person 2: "Wha-" (Slaps mud onto face) "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?"
Person 1: "Spit n' Slap!"

by Waferthyme September 6, 2018

neat ‘n’ sweet

How you wanna make everything prior to The Inspector coming by to look at your place.

I try to always keep things reasonably clean and tidy around my apartment in any case, but this also lessens the burden of making everything "neat ‘n’ sweet" for da monthly quarters-inspection.

by QuacksO September 10, 2018

dab n’ shmear

The art of ejaculating semen on your partner’s body, then using the dick as a paint brush to shmear said semen in a potential artistic fashion. Traditionally on their face.

(Partner speaking) Tonight, when we get home, I want you to dab n’ shmear my face.

by eck07 November 21, 2018

burst n’ slurp

popping a cyst and slurpin that shit

yo he just hit that burst n’ slurp damnnnnn

by popnslopper November 26, 2018