Stud muffin

By definition, Stud muffin is Larry 🥰 Aka pookiebear

Oh wow, did you see stud muffin today?

by Buttercup 127 January 6, 2020

horgan muffins

Someone who is a total dumb ass and has no idea what's going on. Most likely named Morgan

"I don't know what's going on"
"You're such a Horgan Muffins"

by HorganHater October 23, 2017

muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 16, 2021

Raspberry Muffin

code for Help... or yelled during end of bed action

Guy: How did this hole get here?
Girl: Raspberry Muffin!

by CheesecakeJnB October 19, 2014

muffin water

femcum. that's it.

Person 1: hey want some of my muffin water?
Person 2: ...

by chi the knee June 12, 2021

cum muffin

a muffin filled with cum

obama: i eat cum muffin

by humpamilian arandov October 7, 2019

Muffin Shorts

When someone wears shorts that create a monstrous muffin top on the wearer.

Hey Julie, you really should take off those muffin shorts.

by goddessorie February 10, 2009