Sweaty muffins

An overweight woman who crams into small yoga pants.
by cogglesnatch June 06, 2017
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Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
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hobo muffin

Derogatory term for a person of less intelligence than you/an idiot.
Someone who has just done something less than smart.
Someone who is boring or neuteral.
A word to say when you can't think of anything else to say.
Random.
Oh my god, you're such a hobo muffin!
Look at that hobo muffin, he's so stupid.
I don't know, she was just being a hobo muffin.
Wow, that's a hobo muffin moment right there.
by Thepea Lord November 27, 2010
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Swick muffin

I don't know I just made it up; can't just put a word up and say it's a real word
by Sophielol August 22, 2015
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muffin fist

That little bit of shit you get on your fist when you ass blast someone wrist deep
Mark: Hey Richard, what's that on your knuckles

Richard: oh it's some muffin fist.
by lnlgoMontoya March 29, 2018
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muffin pouch

A “stay freshcontainer in which Marty-O holds primarily muffins.
Sometimes when Marty O of Altitude Sport Radio 92.5 Is hungry, he reaches for his muffin pouch for a snack.
by Colora_Dan October 23, 2020
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McTard-muffin

1.A person who belives they understand the job at hand, however in reality, they have no idea. The usual McTard-muffin tries to convince others that they, are in fact, correct.

2. People who are incapable of accomplishing simple daily tasks

3. Can also be used to shoot someone down for any reason whatsoever.
1.Boss: It's gotta be done my way
Worker: but, dude, that doesnt work
Boss: Yes, it does. You see i graduated college, so i'm right.

Worker: dude, you're a McTard-muffin...

2. You sit down at work, only to realize you put your lunch on the seat.

3. Person 1: then i was like dude stop talkin shit or im gonna...

Person 2: dude stfu, you're a McTard-muffin. that didnt happen
by brendanbowenisamctardmuffin December 10, 2009
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