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Muffin-Man

Muffin-Man (verb) To muffin someone is to hit them. The man part of the word comes from Manhandle, using force move someone.

Muffin-Man (noun) Someone who uses the Muffin-Man skills.
Example:

Do you know the Muffin-Man? I got a problem I need solved.

Yes! I know the Muffin-Man
by Benjamin Gunsmith September 7, 2021
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get muffined

it’s like saying “get fucked” so muffined is like a key worked for fuck/fucked
“your so bad at this get muffined
by yassssssqueennnn August 23, 2021
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steamy muffin

The act of shitting in one's hand then inserting the feces into your partner's butt while screaming "Steamy Muffin!"
Hey Jane have you had any steamy muffins lately?
by Manslut5000 October 6, 2013
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squiggle muffin

Everything in the world yet nothing at the same time, the ultimate word
She is everything to me, she is my squiggle muffin
by rockerchic2796 February 27, 2011
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Stud Muffin

A stud Muffin is someone who is a ripped dude at the gym who gets all the Pu$$y and gets laid like a chicken does eggs, 24/7. He is that one guy who has been liked throughout his whole school career and does more weight lifting and getting the ladies than actual homework, he is the STUD MUFFIN.
"Have you seen Brad lately? What a Stud Muffin, He is getting huge! Almost as big as his ego"
by SUBIBRO July 23, 2017
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Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017
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minge muffin

When somebody is being an arsehole and they need to get a life
You're such a minge muffin Brian!!!
by Johnny2560 August 18, 2017
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