When You date a girl/guy but you never talk in person. You will text day and night. He will tell you how much he/she loves you. When you ask to hang out they respond with no, or they will have a reason that they can't.
Jared: Bro, I was talking to Monica last night and asked if I could take her out. But she said she sort of has a thing with someone.
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
Chris: Man, harsh she is most likely Michael Dating
by Thisisnttexas September 6, 2012
Get the Michael Datingmug. Literally the smartest person in the universe. He is so smart his iPhone password is the last 4 digits of infinity.
by Saint of poop June 15, 2021
Get the Michael Renmug. means that you're attracted to people of all genders. This includes people who don't identify with any gender or is a form of sexual or romantic attraction focused on particular inanimate objects
by The Irish bakkis Botha November 23, 2020
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by terminator12345678901 June 11, 2011
Get the michael rindonemug. Person 1: wow michael bush you are so nice
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*
Michael Bush: thank you kind sir *proceeds to rape and masturbate on person 1*
by PenisErecto June 6, 2018
Get the Michael Bushmug. Yan Michael is a nigga that can smash any girl out there and he single so hit his line and send nudes lmao so like he cute and not gay also 5'3 u know he mad gucci
by Lollaly September 8, 2018
Get the Yan Michaelmug. Michael Wright is one of the most amazing people you will meet. He’s so kind and is very caring. He’s dedicated and loving of what he does and puts effort into everything. He can be not smart sometimes but that’s okay. Michael is the most loyal guy you will ever meet. If he has his eyes on you they aren’t on anyone else. Michael is also fine asf If you see him in person you’ll notice this quickly. Omfgg he’s just so breathtaking and when your with him you just get nothing but positive vibes. Not only is he absolutely gorgeous he’s also very funny. He can make anyone laugh at anytime, and his smile is just so contagious. His smile could light up the whole world. Michael is just the most amazing person in the world and you’d be one of the most luckiest people alive to meet one.
by flattypatty123 September 16, 2019
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