Your mama ain't got no socks

A musical verse that lends itself to humorous variations, all built around the phrase "your mama."

Original:

Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no socks
A ding-dong
I saw her when she took 'em off

Chrous:

A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong-dong-dong-dong
A ding-dong

Examples of variations:

Your mama ain't got no schlong
A ding-dong
If she did, that'd just be wrong
A ding-dong
Your mama ain't got no schlong
A-ding-dong
If she did, she wouldn't be your mom
(Chorus)

Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Smells worse than an old dead rat
A ding-dong
Your mama is so damn fat
A ding-dong
Can't believe your dad hits that
(Chorus)

by dude who wrote this entry August 28, 2010

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mama bird baby bird

making out with food in mouth(s)

"I had just taken a bite when she leaned in, it was hot mama bird baby bird axion!"

by Jevir June 22, 2008

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I Got It From My Mama

Popularized by Will.I.Am, is a response to the question: 'Where'd you get your body from?'

Used primarily as a compliment.

'Tell me where you got your body from?'

'I got it from my mama.'

by alfieshooter March 04, 2009

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Chorus like Mama Joe's bongos

A really long, rippling fart, which sounds like the sound effect on Scooby Doo when they run on the spot madly after seeing a ghost.

And next on Classical Musician of the Year, John Cage will play Chorus like Mama Joe's Bongos, on the rusty sherriff's badge.

by Oni-91 October 27, 2007

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Cocomelon mama coco smash bros

Something that a person would say if they know mama coco and cocomelon (especially if mama coco was from smash bros), they would make something goofy like "cOcOmElOn MaMa CoCo SmAsH BrOs"

John: Yo wassup dawg
Finger: cocomelon mama coco smash bros
John: I'll just, be right here okay?
Finger: c o c o m e l o n m a m a c o c o s m a s h b r o s

by seraam_thgiN October 06, 2022

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