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soaking the log

When a man sticks his penis in a females vagina and doesn't move. Thus, soaking the log.
Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014
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Glacial Log

A portion of tree carcass that travels downhill without rolling. Glacial Logs travel via sliding action and sometimes have an unknown source of locomotion.
A Glacial Log battering-rammed its way into my tent last night. It was like a slow motion version of that scene from Evil Dead.
by MarcDemo June 30, 2018
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The Long Log Llama

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.

I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
by The DIY Plumber April 17, 2024
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Pocono log flume

When you piss down someone's chest and then send a shit flying down after: much like log flume.
Your mom was begging for that pocono log flume last night after I took her to Golden Corral.
by N.anno October 12, 2016
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Air-logged

Something that is lighter than it should be or seems.
Damn dude that 2 x 4 should’ve been 27 pounds but it’s air-logged like a motherfucker
by Prangutan January 17, 2021
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Log Yard

N. - Patch of skin located above the Penis where pubic hair grows.
I got a hot date tonight so I shaved the Log Yard.
by Monksbitch March 12, 2011
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Log bait

The person who is reading this has just been log baited. Also used to end a phone call.
Person 1: hey matt
Person 2: what

Person 1: log bait (hangs up)
by Ug8tar August 12, 2022
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