Woman and man having sex
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
Man inserts penis
Leaves it in
Woman: "what are you doing?"
Man: "Soaking the log"
by logsoaker June 28, 2014

A portion of tree carcass that travels downhill without rolling. Glacial Logs travel via sliding action and sometimes have an unknown source of locomotion.
A Glacial Log battering-rammed its way into my tent last night. It was like a slow motion version of that scene from Evil Dead.
by MarcDemo June 30, 2018

The Long Log Llama (otherwise known as "The Ole' Triple L") is another way to describe the longest finger on your hand that you would effectively use to push difficult poops down hard-to-squeeze-into places such as a sink, a shower drain, or other unidentified sources in which you have chosen to defecate into in a 'non-traditional manner.'
Hey Man, you might have to use the Long Log Llama to get the rest of that bootycake down the drain.
I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
I was struggling to get my dookie down the drain but I remembered I had The Ole' Triple L at my disposal.
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