Log

A weeb(not really tho) who read the entire demon slayer manga in a week or two. He simps for Shinobu like a plebb. He also appreciates big anime tiddies.

Log: Bruh I just finished the manga
Juan: Cool, what's next?
Log: I'm gonna watch Fate to see some epic girlyboi action, I mean what
Juan: •_•

by Bread but original September 4, 2021

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Log

Someone who invites a girl out and asks to go home and sleep with them. Then afterwards, they will just lay in bed like a log and actually go to sleep.

Them: "Hey are you going out tonight? I was wondering if I could stay over, and we could you know... ;)"

Girl: Yeah I'm up for it tonight ;)

Them: Ok Goodnight. Goes to sleep and does nothing

Girl: What the fuck he is literally being a log right now. Thanks dickhead.

by Logvictim June 19, 2021

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Soggy log roll

Cum and shit in a freeze. Roll it up before freezing and then place a girl in side and cum over her for a tasty topping

U got soggy log rolled ahah

by Cucf June 29, 2021

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Log Leg

When a girl sits on your lap and takes dump.

I can't believe that crazy girl gave me a log leg. I don't ever ask for that.

by Chinook17 August 10, 2022

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Log bait

The person who is reading this has just been log baited. Also used to end a phone call.

Person 1: hey matt
Person 2: what

Person 1: log bait (hangs up)

by Ug8tar August 12, 2022

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Slammin’ logs

A common misconception regarding bigfoot, Slammin’ Logs is often thought of as the sasquatch banging large logs together to make noise. In reality this activity is only aggressively finger your own or an expiremeting parter’s rectum immediately after using the bathroom.

“Hey babe, i just finished up in the bathroom. Want to try something mew and start Slammin’ Logs?”

by C@rb0nm0n0 August 21, 2022

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