retarded left

When a grown person can't distinguish right from left, right becomes his/her retarded left.

"Which one is it?"
"The one on the left."
"This one?"
"No, that's your retarded left."
"Oh."
"You're such a retard."
"STFU, asshole."

by JDBJr December 1, 2006

far-left fascism

An ideology of the far-left that is characterized by leftist nationalism, state totalitarianism, ethnic or political supremacism, autarky, and expansionism.

The ideology of far-left fascism is usually dismissed by the leftists themselves.

by Angriest Mouse of Schnaasberg April 7, 2022

german's left nut

a figure of small proportion; pathetic.

That's what you call godly? That's worse than german's left nut!

by shanakishala January 30, 2008

your other left

Phrase meaning "right" for dumbasses that can't tell the difference between left and right.

Coach: Turn to your right!

(Kids turn left)

Coach: ...Your other left.

(Kids turn right)

by rightwinger March 2, 2005

alabama left turn

When you need to make a left turn but can't cut across 4 lanes of traffic, so you make a right turn and then a U-turn as soon as possible. Also when you date your second-cousin-once-removed because there is a shortage of available chicks at your middle school.

1. Dang they must have let the Presbyterians out. I'll have to make an Alabama left turn!
2. Mary Beth Sue can't go to the prom with me, so I guess I'll ask Janet Bodine Johnson Smith, my second-cousin

by TheseTitsAreReal November 12, 2015

The Left can't meme

Its a insult for the left leaning people who make memes about the left. The insult is mostly used by the alt-right, /pol/acks or simply people who hate the left.

Kek the left try to meme Bernie Sanders into presidency. We all know that the Left can't meme.

by Running in the nyetis May 18, 2017

The Political Left

A populist political movement with bigotry as it's cornerstone.

"No mate, I think all people should enjoy the same legal rights, regardless of their race, gender, or any other way you choose to classify. That's the basis of a a free and fair society. You're telling me the Political Left believes we should discriminate?"

"You racist sexist trans-homo-phobe!! That's racist because it denies racial inequality and cancels out people's race as their primary identity. It's sexist because it does not provide for special privileges equating to empowerment for women. It's trans and homo - phobic because it allows for freedom of association, and people may not want to associate with someone for whatever reason, including that they don't like the way their breath smells. And the person in question might be trans or homosexual!! Fascist!!

by DefiningIt November 20, 2020