David our lord

ACCEPT DAVID AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR. NOT DOING SO WILL CAUSE A GIANT COCK TO EMERGE OUT OF YOUR SHIT FILLED BODY. YOUR EXISTENCE IS FUTILE OTHERWISE, ACCEPT DAVID ZHU AS YOUR GOD AND LET HIM SINK INTO YOUR OTHERWISE CANCER FILLED HEART.

Praise our lord and savior, the mighty David Zhu.

one day David our Lord fought off hordes of one eyed pirate turtles and their rocket wheelchairs using only his bare fists, a allen key and a bag of walnuts. The hordes of pirate turtles were overwhelmed by our lords mighty power and they now bow down to him as their god.

John: I got a triple kill!
Bob: WOW! are you actual David?

by lolitsmejebafdsusdfa February 17, 2014

pepe lord

A guy who tries to be cool, but fails miserably

Keith: Hey boi, you know that guy over there?
Damon: Yeah, why?
Keith: He is a pepe lord

Damon: So he's really cringy
Keith:Yeah

by Zackery | fuccboi September 4, 2017

Lord Lullaby

Someone who is extremely horny and underage

“Hey Lord Lullaby— oh whoops he’s still jacking off to cat girls”

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Chode Lord

The most powerful chode being to exist and current leader C3cilio

Cecilio is being the chode lord for now with his most loyal assistant jake.Cecilio has stole Javins most loyal servent Jake and now is the stronger choose that will ever live restoring Javin

by Dank Meject July 9, 2016

Gay lord

Gay lords are equal to Chris…. You know who you are…

He don’t talk to anyone but guys, he’s such a gay lord.

by Airrjordan September 25, 2021

Cringe Lord

Adam do be fucking cringelord

scarlxd better than anything else ...
this opinion is submitted by THE cringe lord himself

by lil cigan June 25, 2020

Lord katrina

She has full power over you and speaks Russian. She is preppy and is just a face with a white background. You must bow down to katrina and she will bless you will all you want. (Btw this is a joke she doesn't exist and this is not a cult)

Omg it's lord katrina bow down!

by Betty spaghetti February 10, 2025