Laprocite

a supposedly mythical symbiotic single celled organism residing in the lungs. usually seen after eating large doses of psilosybin mushrooms, and coughing. commonly mistaken for phlegm

"dude, I just coughed something up, I think it's a laprocite trying to escape."

by Cyrus Metcalf May 13, 2006

laptoppy

To be laptoppy is to want to be on your laptop 24-7 like an addict to the laptop. The laptop has basically become part of you, hence laptoppy.

If the laptop was not part of you, you would not be laptoppy.
If you are at one with the laptop, you have become laptoppy in laptopia.

OMG everyone is drunk so she is going to go be all laptoppy cos she has no one to talk to.

WTF mate.

by i2k May 7, 2008

laptop gazzing

laptop gazzing(lap tawp gaz-zing):The action of staring at one's laptop with no immediate intentions.

Just sitting here laptop gazzing. Can I call you back?

by popdropsnramen August 22, 2010

Hot dogging laptop

updating fb status , when the person left his machine unlocked

Some one updated chethan's fb status , by Hot dogging laptop

by chethan prakash January 20, 2011

Lapin

Gays who have sex like bunnies

Billy and Mike went at it like sloppy lapins.

by jsnack November 17, 2011

Lapdog

Slang for Laptop Computer.

Usually used by Geeks trying to play their 'geekyness' down and look cool

'Where is the Disc?'

'It's in the Lapdog'

by Hypersonik October 25, 2009

Lape

Pronounced LAYPE, this is just like being fraped but on LinkedIn.

I totally just LAPEd you bro, XD

by thebigwan March 5, 2015