knock it down

A way to ask a woman to beat you off.

Honey, look at this morning wood I have, do you want to knock it down?

by Yabun February 6, 2008

Knock-off cow

Someone who LIVES off knock offs of famous designers, and yet go around boasting that they're filthy rich 'cuz they wear "designer" clothes. (You gotta have a good eye to spot these "cows" out)

(Olivia walks into school showing off her fake knock off Prada bag)
Teresa- She thinks she got everyone fooled.
Haylie- Bitch.
Teresa- The dumbass, is a knock-off cow.
Haylie- Yeah, everything she's worn this year is fake.
Teresa- Yup her hair is a knock off of paris Hilton's extention line.
Haylie- (gasp) Damn Knock-off cow!

by Movie girl February 4, 2010

Knockdoor Bukkake

Knock on the door of an unsuspecting ex as you and your mates are on the vinegar stroke. Unleash a full facial blast on her face and runaway!

Hey, let's play Knockdoor Bukkake! Stupid bitch deserves it!

by tidymat December 4, 2011

Knockered

Monumentally fucked

Trinity downed a bottle of vodka and was absolutely knockered

by Taishokukitten November 22, 2016

knock your ankles loose

code for having sex with someone, fucking her so good you knock her ankles loose

Im about to knock your ankles loose when i see you.

by terrela November 6, 2017

crack knocker

a person that knocks on your door and asks for crack

"knock knock"
"whos there"
"the crack knocker"
"ohh come right in"

by J_a_stunna September 29, 2006

root knocker

Slang term used by emergency services personnel (esp. in the southern U.S.) used to describe a particulary violent vehicular collision, typically with horrendous injuries &/or fatalities.

EMT #1: Last night's root knocker had two pinned in one car and a crispy critter in the other; we had to use the Jaws of Life to pry their drunk asses out. We cut Sir Crispie out later.

EMT#2: I heard. (pause) Where do you want to go for lunch? I suddenly have a hankerin' for Bar-B-Q.

by ET_Bill March 18, 2010