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Kentucky

Lots of WASPy people. Perfect if you like the Presbyterian way of life over the Catholic one. Ofc, Kentucky is also a major producer of Tobacco. I want to get into that along with the bluegrass culture. Think: Alison Krauss. As a Cajun, it seems like a pretty chill place to live. I envy them. Louisiana is shit.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 6, 2021
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Kentucky Monkey

A Trump supporter with a neck beard that stands 1.5- 3 feet tall and hold a Trump flag in one hand and a pint of beer in the other. They live in the woods of Kentucky and Northern Tennessee and if they don’t you they will piss on you and scream gibberish
Dave: what’s that noise?
Margaret: RUN ITS THEM DAMN KENTUCKY MONKEYS
by TheKentuckyMonkey February 26, 2021
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kentucky derby anal piledriver

wooptity poop scoop nigga you built like Mr Grey AKA lightskin slayer and MS-13 annihilator.
Nigga you truly are a kentucky derby anal piledriver pulling up on that migrant camp.
by black doofenshmirtz April 2, 2021
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Kentucky Fucked

To be thoroughly owned in a manner caused by a complete lack of decorum
Example: The impeachment trial of Trump got Kentucky fucked by Mitch McConnell.

Example: Mitch McConnell Kentucky fucked Obama's nomination of Merrick Garland.
by redditboi April 12, 2021
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Kentucky Shade Tree

When a male individual neatly rests each testicle over each closed eye socket of a fellow individual, (male or female), hence shading the eyes like a Kentucky Shade Tree.
They were sleeping so I gave them a Kentucky Shade Tree to keep the sun out of their eyes.
by Kentuckmaduck May 3, 2021
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Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.
I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.
by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022
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Kentucky Clam Chowder

When one has a ostomy and said ostomy breaks and empties into your belly button.
Dave woke from his sleep, to his surprise he had a belly button full of Kentucky clam chowder.
by George Malone July 9, 2022
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