It is a process in which one acqiures a fresh pumpkin, preferably one large enough to be pleasurable. One then makes an incision, with a hole comparable to the size of the member in question. One then guides the questionable member into said opening. Begin to repeatedly thrust and withdraw the fresh pumpkin along the said schlong until sexual eruption occurs.
"Yo dawg last night this mad crazy bitch gave me a pumpkin job that I busted a nut all up in that thang! That vegetable was my bitch."
by Seemour Buttz March 10, 2008
can be used as an insult. When someone says something they just found out, but you already knew. Stating the obivous.
by Peiser March 28, 2005
An awsome metal band out of Glendale Arizona.They have played at many major concerts but remain fairly unknown.
by J-Bix May 09, 2006
Incomplete act , as in premature ejactulation generaly refers to high expectations with dismal results
by 73pontiacguy December 05, 2007
Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
by Nora Wrana November 12, 2008
(v). 1. When you get oral sex from someone whos such a jew that they never let you bust a nut, thus getting jewed out of an orgasm.
1. "you fucking bitch! how could you Jew-Job me like that... now i have blue-balls!"
2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"
2. "I love giving Jew-Jobs to guys right before i break up with them!"
by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009
also known as the lazy mans' wank. The process by which a woman masturbates a man to the point of climax and ejaculation.
by Samantha Fox January 07, 2008