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Jason

A Jason will overthink everything but still know what is happening. Jason is hot and can get any girl he wants. Jason also has girls all over him even though he has eyes for one girl only. Jason has the greenest eyes and everyone falls for him. Nicest, sweetest, most loving guy you will ever meet. Jason is great in bed and all the girls know it. He gives off big Dick energy and its most of the time correct.
Girl 1 : omgosh have you seen Jason
Girl 2 : yes I'm so jealous if his gf hes so hot
by Badinvestment76 February 26, 2022
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Jason

Jason has a really big cock and Joseph has a little one. Jason looks perfect and Joseph doesn't. Jason was in the war for 10 years and rescued 100 tigers and ventilated 7 whales mouth to mouth. In addition, Jason is the strongest in the gorilla enclosure with soft fur.
Jason ist cool
by Sabotage112 November 21, 2021
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Jason Krueger

Incredibly intelligent. Humble even though he is the greatest! If it needs to be done right he's your guy. Well connected with friends in high and low places. Highly talented, artistic, and creative.
I told the boss of Bayonne it was handled by Jason Krueger
by jkrag April 8, 2023
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Jason

A man who is deaf, but whistles all day long because he's packing a 13 inches - so life is great.
Man 1: Does anyone else hear that whistling sound?

Man 2: Oh, that's just Jason. He has a 13" cock.

Man 1: Ahhh. Well yeah, I'd whistle all day long also.
by 4nimosity October 17, 2020
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Jason

The blue waffle of the human experience. A total juggernutsack!
I'd rather have my skin removed with a body grinder and coated in salt while my testicals are lit up by a taser than meet a Jason!
by Connor mcdougall November 23, 2024
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Jason

The name Jason is a typically masculine name that is believed to have Greek and Hebrew origins. Jason is a classic and traditional Greek name. In Greek, the name means “healer.” This is from the Greek word “iaomai” which means “to heal.” The origin of the name can also be traced to Greek mythology.Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times.
See that guy right there, that's jason.
by Foxy 2 shoes November 23, 2021
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JASON

A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis
by Bangkingd June 22, 2019
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