Hot Smear

A never ending ass wipe job. No matter how many wipes, the paper still is smeared. It’s undaunting. One never really feels fully clean after a hot smear.

My ass is all itchy today. I had a Hot smear this morning and haven’t feel right since.

After two rolls of toilet paper, I have up on my Hot smear.

I had a Hot smear this morning and wound up with a skid mark this afternoon. I really need to make better dietary choices.

by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018

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hot teacher

an attractive teacher of which you would like to bang

Jane: omg mr. smith is sooo fine! he is such a hot teacher i would tap that until next july!
Katie: me too! he's so hot!

by oh happy days! June 29, 2009

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hot 97

Station that has been on the downhill since 2000. it has gone so low as to make a song mocking the tsunami victims

fuck Hot 97 Power 105 sucks to but hey Fuck Hot 97

by Dong Woo January 24, 2005

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Heterosexually Hot

Attractive/appealing to members of the other gender

Matthew Morrison isn't gay, I'm a girl and I swear he's so heterosexually hot!!!

by iHEARTShiaLaBeouf November 6, 2010

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Hot Topic

A store that is found at malls. They have random accessories, a bunch of band t-shirts, pants, funny shirts, make up, underwear, hair coloring and cool shoes. Basically every thing a normal store would have. Many people think others shop here to try to be rebellious. Some losers do that, but others actually like what they sell and they shop there. Many parents are afraid of this store and think the people that are inside worship the devil. That's usually false.

"Let's go to Hot Topic."
"You faggot, shopping there and buying the same stuff everyone else buys from there is not being rebellious. Go die you queer."
"I'm not trying to rebel to anything, I seriously like the stuff they sell there, dumbass."

by LikeHeyItsTiff November 20, 2007

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