backdoor holy war

when you have an iranian and jewish girl face to face while both are being wrecked in the ass doggy style unmercifully until the start fighting.

my friend and i were fighting over which religion was true so we felt the only way to settle the dispute was to have a backdoor holy war.

by the poopy banana May 10, 2009

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holy stripper

Someone whose divine cause is to strip, strip, strip.

A d2 paladin is a holy stripper, so is the sorceress cause of the angel's, arch-angel's prefix.

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix August 28, 2004

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holy mother of god

When you witness a naked Vietnamese man in a shower with his niece biting off his pubic hairs.

Holy mother of god, I think those Tung Kee nips stole my daughter!

by ekoshyun June 30, 2003

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Holy republic of Mormonistan

What the so called state of Utah actually is.

"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."

by Docktor strangelove August 31, 2011

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A college prep school for guys where all the students have butt sex with one another. The ones with girlfriends date girls from "Villa", a girls prep school. The girls from "Villa" all have STD's which inadvertently mean the guys at Holy Ghost have STD's.

-Dude! did you hear that Holy Ghost Prep kid fucked that chick from villa?

-That blows, he's for sure got the herp.

by unowho31 November 26, 2009

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holy cactus fuck

That wonderful phrase which is uttered by the speaker when his standards in life are so low, that he would consider the action of having sexual intercourse with a cactus, equal to spreading the word of the lord; thus combining holiness, and repetitively and violently shoving your penis into a cactus to the point where either you bleed out from blood loss, or the cactus calls the police for relentless sexual assault, and turning it into that sweet phrase we know and love.

*Notice I said "he", as women have the right mind to keep them from giving just enough of shit to not utter this phrase, although it has happened in rare cases.

64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "HOLY CACTUS FUCK"
Married son of 64 year old on Viagra and pain meds: "Oh shit here we go again... Honey hide the cactus!"

by toodlefucker6969 July 10, 2017

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