horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

Horses ass

Somebody who doesn’t publish my fucking definition of screwie Lewie u mother fuckers

These horses asses didn’t publish my damn definition

by norweagenhope August 15, 2018

Party Horse

A heavy set homosexual male

Wow, Jackson is such a party horse.

by DARYL THE DIXION February 16, 2019

Get to the horses

A scenario in the future that everybody knows is unlikely or unattainable, but plans around anyway.

I'd invest in Bitcoin, but I think I'll wait until I get to the horses and have paid back all my student loans.

by Twizzard May 31, 2018

Horse Girl

A girl who loves horses, maybe too much. Has horse dolls but calls them models. Probably has some shortened version of her name, like Beth Ann or something along those lines. Definitely also has llamas. Cries too easily at jokes, and might be slightly racist. Loves all animals. Hates people. Might be a tsundere, might just not like you. Definitely short.

You know that cray cray girl down the street?
You mean the Horse Girl?
Yeah, she definitely spends too much time playing Overwatch on the Switch, who even does that?

by Punubis February 13, 2022

low horse

A small horse with short stubby legs and kankles, which typically are hairy, and come in brown, purple, black, white, and chartreuse. They are typically used as a form of delivery or transit.

I'm going to send you away on a low horse. Their legs are short so they walk like this.

by grrface November 12, 2007

horse legs

a female with some legs that looks like a horses legs

EXAMPLE 1: "that bitch has some horse legs"
EXAMPLE 2: "justin is getting some horse legs

by macroflationn February 22, 2014