horse girl

somebody over obsessed with horses and unbearably annoying, can be seen wearing shirts that have to do with horses or plaid button ups, with boot cut jeans and boots.

i saw horse girl Samantha galloping to class

by stupidhorsegirl1233 August 1, 2020

Horse Rub

1) A greasy substance thicker than Vaseline that you rub on your horse.

2) A exclamatory statement in response to something outlandish or unbelievable.

3) The image of grease being rubbed on a manure covered horse.

Holy horse rub!
That's horse rub, I don't believe you!
You look like you've been horse rubbed!

by Birdie B January 3, 2013

horse and carted

farted

i really needed a poo last thursday but when i went to the toilet i just horse and carted.

by pip bayliss July 20, 2011

horse girl

A term for the young girl with receding teeth that's out on the playground that usually has a ponytail or two and hops around neighing and biting the other kids around her. She also likes the pick on the chewed gum under desks.

Zacc: Ow! My arm still hurts so much from yesterday.
Tyler: BRO WHAT IS THAT HUGE MARK ON YOUR ARM? WHAT HAPPENED
Zacc: That horse girl Wendy bit me yesterday.
Tyler: Haha Wendy is the craziest horse girl in town.

by pyuked October 21, 2020

Horse Girl

A girl who loves horses, maybe too much. Has horse dolls but calls them models. Probably has some shortened version of her name, like Beth Ann or something along those lines. Definitely also has llamas. Cries too easily at jokes, and might be slightly racist. Loves all animals. Hates people. Might be a tsundere, might just not like you. Definitely short.

You know that cray cray girl down the street?
You mean the Horse Girl?
Yeah, she definitely spends too much time playing Overwatch on the Switch, who even does that?

by Punubis February 13, 2022

low horse

A small horse with short stubby legs and kankles, which typically are hairy, and come in brown, purple, black, white, and chartreuse. They are typically used as a form of delivery or transit.

I'm going to send you away on a low horse. Their legs are short so they walk like this.

by grrface November 12, 2007

horse legs

a female with some legs that looks like a horses legs

EXAMPLE 1: "that bitch has some horse legs"
EXAMPLE 2: "justin is getting some horse legs

by macroflationn February 22, 2014