backdoor holy war

when you have an iranian and jewish girl face to face while both are being wrecked in the ass doggy style unmercifully until the start fighting.

my friend and i were fighting over which religion was true so we felt the only way to settle the dispute was to have a backdoor holy war.

by the poopy banana May 10, 2009

holy stripper

Someone whose divine cause is to strip, strip, strip.

A d2 paladin is a holy stripper, so is the sorceress cause of the angel's, arch-angel's prefix.

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix August 28, 2004

holy mother of god

When you witness a naked Vietnamese man in a shower with his niece biting off his pubic hairs.

Holy mother of god, I think those Tung Kee nips stole my daughter!

by ekoshyun June 30, 2003

Holy republic of Mormonistan

What the so called state of Utah actually is.

"Damn polygamist marrying 12 year olds because he's supposed to be some sort of prophet, that can only happen in muslim countries or in the Holy Republic of Mormonistan."

by Docktor strangelove August 31, 2011

Holy Ghost Prep

A college prep school for guys where all the students have butt sex with one another. The ones with girlfriends date girls from "Villa", a girls prep school. The girls from "Villa" all have STD's which inadvertently mean the guys at Holy Ghost have STD's.

-Dude! did you hear that Holy Ghost Prep kid fucked that chick from villa?

-That blows, he's for sure got the herp.

by unowho31 November 26, 2009

The Holy Grail of Sex

The highly sought after combination of Load Boost and Drive Boost, causing the user to have both an increased sex drive, as well as increased semen volume and sperm quality.

I've been taking The Holy Grail of Sex for about 4 weeks now and have been absolutely slaying these Tinder girls

by Big Loads December 29, 2021

spilt holy water

Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.

I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.

by hdd3thh April 14, 2023